If you're reading Rough Chop it's for one of two reasons.
Reason One: You're a fellow food geek. If that's the case, you've seen the taffy apple balloons and the majesty that is hot potato, cold potato. You've seen the YouTube clips of Chef Achatz deftly constructing desserts for his guests on their table, moving and creating in equal parts rapidity and precision. If you've been to Alinea then you know the emotions that separate online spectator from actual diner; if you haven't been then you probably are the walking embodiment of anticipation I was a week ago, just waiting for your chance to experience what really goes down at 1723 N. Halsted Street. Either way you don't need anymore food porn, so I won't be delivering any.
Reason Two: You know me. If that's the case I've probably already harangued you with details about my experience. Some of you have lectured me on the "insanity" of investing so much time and money and energy in to a meal. Some of you have indulged me with relative disinterest as I prattled on about all the twists and turns my epic meal took over the sixteen courses I had the pleasure of experiencing... thank you for your patience. Still others of you relished in the details and geeked out with me about the taffy apple balloons and majesty that is hot potato, cold potato; which are realistically the only two courses we've shared.
It could be a combination of the two reasons. Either way, you don't need to see another article with a course-by-course assault of pictures laden with superlatives and whimsical praise. Don't get me wrong, I am packed to the gills with an almost maniacal level of appreciation for everything Grant Achatz does. The man is worth every accolade, ever Michelin star, every bit of lionization that he's received. He is a genius who's restaurant gave me, unequivocally, the greatest meal of my life thus far. But I don't want to simply review Alinea from the perspective of a diner, because that wasn't what I was when I was eating there. Alinea was much more than that.
I want to begin the review portion of this entry with a preface that contains one overarching sentiment that I want to be considered throughout the rest of the post: to each their own. It feels a little funny to begin discussing a revolutionary and game changing restaurant with what could be considered a trite and played out platitude, but I think it's appropriate. Alinea may not be for everyone, and I understand that. It's certainly not my job, as a guy who lives in dual-income household with no kids, to outrightly oblige anyone to spend hundreds of dollars on a meal. That being said, I do oblige absolutely everyone to consider what's at stake by categorically shunning experiences like this one out.
The solitary shared experience for all Alinea diners. The napkin. |
Owen and the Incredible Taffy Apple Balloon Montage |
First: go with people you truly love, who you know will appreciate what's going on. Of all the pictures I took that night, the one headlining this article is my favorite. My wife smiling, a glass of chablis in one hand and chopsticks used to pluck gurnard lionfish off of a plank of a barrel that was used to age brandy, and later fish sauce. One of the funnest parts of the night was watching her and my friends faces as they explored the uncharted frontier of flavor that I myself was enjoying for the first time ever.
Second: Don't overthink it. Don't linger on anything too long. My specific menu took four hours and fifteen minutes to get through but that time flew by. The menu is impeccably paced, and part of the fun of everything is letting yourself be surprised every now and then
Third: Don't consider the expense, at all. Once you click "purchase" just let any financial tension drift away. The ticket system is implemented to make the actual dining experience completely stress free. As soon as you get to the door, just let the restaurant go to work. Money comes and goes, once in a life time experiences are titled as such for a reason
Fourth: Reflecting the third thought-if you are a drinker, GET THE WINE PAIRINGS. I can't stress enough how much an additional $150.00 investment enhanced my dinner. Again, if you've already made the investment, I highly highly recommend going a little further.
So, that wraps up my thoughts on dining at Alinea. I will concede that eating such an establishment may not be for anyone. That being said, and assuming you have the means, if you've already decided that it's not for you, I implore you to take a step back, consider what you are choosing to miss out on. There are a whole lot of things happening in that unassuming building in Lincoln Park, I'm incredibly grateful to have been a part of them.
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